I always love to blog about things that are freakin’ disturbing. Here’s something that is really disturbing. This is cutting edge marketing. Are you ready for this, kids? Can I pour you a pouch? Single serve drink mixes in individual wrapped foods are a boon for landfill enthusiasts. Dissolvible packaging maker MonoSol has fixed it, if you can stomach it. Here’s what they’re talking about. Instead of plastic wrap and stuff like that, you’re going to get your food in a clear kind of bubble. Then you’re just going to eat the bubble with the food. What could go wrong?

I’ve got this crazy idea. You buy an apple or an orange. You peel the orange then that just gets dissolved up by the ground. Well, I think you know where I’m going with this. People are just nuts. Calm down. This is just bizarre, bizarre thinking. The other weird ass deal that I read in the paper today was “Dumpster dining.”

Yes, there’s people now who actually go by good restaurants, dive into their dumpsters, and get food that’s not all the way eaten. Now, they’re not poor. They’re not destitute. They’re F’d up is what they are. Diving to make a statement. Now, once again, welcome to America.

These people are making a statement about how we throw good food away. Well, I would bet you dollars to donuts that the food being thrown away at most of these restaurants isn’t fit for human or animal consumption.

I’ve got to tell you it’s just disturbing. The way people treat their bodies. The way that people think it’s OK to deal with food in their day to day life. Have breakfast. Have food that looks like it grew out of something. Not something they got out of the drive thru, or came in a plastic bubble that you can eat the bubble, too. This is insanity guys. These rants and blogs are designed for this, “Snap out of it! What’s wrong with you people?” Dumpster diving. Quit it. I’ll be back