Mannequins are getting a makeover to look more realistic; i.e., fat and dumpy so you can feel good about yourself when you go buy that Beluga dress that you’ve been dreaming about for all your life or, guys, you’re getting those Sansabelts that come up to here, right under your female/male breasts.

That’s right. Today, we’ve got a studio audience, and it’s Bruce. Well, that’s about all he does. You could applaud. It’s the beginning of the show. Go ahead.

That’s enough. Whoa, Ron Morris has a studio audience. Let’s drift over here. He’s gotten enough camera time. Hey, remember about a minute ago I did a blog about pop and sugar?

Well, no one listened, so guess what happened? Mannequins are getting a makeover to look more realistic; i.e., fat and dumpy so you can feel good about yourself when you go buy that Beluga dress that you’ve been dreaming about for all your life or, guys, you’re getting those Sansabelts that come up to here, right under your female/male breasts.

What do you even say about this? Silent saleswomen now sport realistic body details and styles. Mannequins are getting a makeover to look more realistic. Huge, monstrous mannequins because America’s huge, monstrous, lazy ass won’t get off that huge, monstrous, lazy sofa in front of that huge, monstrous TV that’s connected to the monstrous…You get the idea.

Instead of maybe thinking that we should lose some weight and have a human being frame, we have these expanded versions…mondo breasts, disturbing buttocks area. Holy Kim Kardashian. Isn’t that right studio audience? Ah, you don’t even care.

He’s not even paying attention. Get him up. Look, see, that’s not disturbing. That won’t be on the Internet for long. Enough, don’t be part of this. Don’t buy anything extra large. Quit it!

Oh God, I think he’s fallen asleep. We’ll see you next week, everybody.