So why can’t anybody accept real truth?  You eat stuff that is made up or chemically sprayed with sprays that were designed by the chemical department at the university and approved by your elected nincompoops.  So what do you think is the real road block?  Why can’t anybody speak the truth? There’s no money in that!  Especially not billons and did we cover health care? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Agendas are driven by a need for security, and that related  mountain of muck and fog to clear away from years of really smart people being really smart. What could go wrong??  They’re smart!

Security is the nail in the hand, the proverbial staple gun in the eyes.  People  want to be safe and sound and lean and rich and happy and they don’t want to do anything in particular to get it.  So when you have the convenience of a government who suggested you take it slow and with lots of moderation you’re going to vote for that bitch! Hell, he understands your daily dilemma of the circus-go-round  that is the busywork you live in, man!  You’ll create a program for people like me right? right!  You know studys show that ………

So back to the top we go, time and money are your excuses.

Invalid ? No. But your expectation of some one else fixing your dilemma is more of the same that you have been taught doing the busywork of busywork.  The busywork  it self is its own reward, safety in numbers.  You’re just like everyone else except you have that really cool shirt( XXXL) or shoes that nobody else has.  That’s what will set you apart from the rest of those fatsos.  You’re different in a very safe way,  so belonging to a group is important and essential when confronted with the horrible task of not eating sh-t and not walking around the goddamn block.  Sh-t this shirt fits perfect, who can walk around the block anyway? It’s really windy out and my foot is swollen.

Weight Watchers is yet another busywork approach to being a healthy person, a person who takes the responsibility to not shove car loads of beer and chilitos in to their mush and taught to think that they’re sick or have a disease, yet they create another crutch.

Let me be clear: drugs, alcohol and food all utilize the same mechanism to gain control over hooking you in chemically.  Never deceive yourself about that.  They are all able to kill you whether its a needle full of un-cut smack or a loaded pizza pie.  The first one smokes your ass quickly.  The second punishes everybody by taking decades to come to unavoidable outcome.  You’re just fat dead not skinny dead.  A person’s lack of self pride and respect  is your real fatal flaw.

And just why  we do  have to do this? Could it be that no personal responsibility is required anymore? It’s just not your fat f-&%$#-g fault.  You have issues. So count more calories and order more pre-made meals and the road to freedom is almost there for you.  Trust us. We are still portly ourselves. We’re not those foolish thin people. They don’t understand you like we do.  Now will that be 4 weeks of meals Betty ?

Who doesn’t have issues?   But what’s missing in all areas of the mass population’s vocabulary is the word try you must TRY! To help yourself.  Not wait for help. That is and will always be what differentiates you from people who try. Effort and attempting calorie counting don’t have a damn thing to do with you being fit and happy and i can prove it.

Finally we come to this new breed of repackaging nothing and calling it new.  There was an article in the latest Wired mag (January 2012) that has a big article about how the old way of counting calories has been replaced with a new way … which looks  a lot like somebody else’s old way, in somebody else’s program you know the one? the 6-step program or the Tennesse two-step — not sure.  Jenny Craig or is it  Oprah? Doctor Phil or the Surgeon General?

No, I think it was Nabisco.  Anyway in this article,  they had these really low-tech looking pictures of doughnuts and bananas and all these things have numbers next to them, apparently acquired from secret food number land where you can locate a picture and next to that picture you can see a number.  And these numbers are points. You  get the right number of points and those points add up and then you get a toaster er um no ….. you get confused and then you contact your disciple of food (your professional nutritionist ) at the strip mall of love and they will help you add up your numbers and then re-establish a new number and then with those numbers you can re-order your pre-made delicious repast of Styrofoam-like food . What?  This will help qwell your anxiety about being so confused about what is going to make you pudgy and what’s going to make you super thin.  They got it all figured out!  A cookie number is OK as long as you don’t cross-contaminate the other numbers with too many bad numbers.  Got it?

This a microcosm.  The absolute ground zero  for an industry that has masqueraded this as a program that is all about your health and welfare and certainly not about the Benjamin’s. It is retooling it’s approach of a calorie is a calorie  for your benefit not for the Benjamin’s — honest!

Well that’s good !

A calorie is different depending on where it comes from .

Well that’s bad!  I’ve been eating the wrong calories.

A banana calorie and a brownie calorie are not the same. yeahhhh.? and ?

well they are not because …… and then this thin vale of pop government dogma vomits its self out of those tight pursed lips of discipline in all thing yummy.  You see the numbers need to add up this way not that way OK?  OK,  do i get a cookie ? Sure! Thats  a 5.

What it goes on to say is boorish and redundant. It is as I said: nothing that is not the standard 1960 propaganda of lame nutritionists and government committees on public health. These be the very same ones who feel it more than acceptable to wash meat in bleach. Yes, I would say these are the folks to place your faith in.

The sheer shallow depth of this article is not really about food and health, it’s really a blue print for a clever slant on an old shtick of saving a company that was becoming redundant and complacent.  Not enough bells and streamers FOR THE FUNKY CHUNKY SET !

So I would like to clarify the good calorie bad calorie  elephant in the room:

fact: all calories and or food are not remotely connected to anything that can be given a point system. It’s just not that involved.

fact: Any food that does not resemble what it once was or used to be is going to be unable to be used by your body regardless of points, calories, or any other method of calculating nutritional value.  Steak from a cow does not come in a package with added sauce and lowered fat content. It comes in a paper wrap from your  butcher who cut it off the thing it came from.

fact: Fat free Captain Crunch snack flakes don’t reside anywhere in the cosmos. Nowhere. I promise your body will immediately react to this abomination by shoving it to the side and not metabolising it.  And pretty soon all those healthy snacks you get with your happy diet meals begin to choke the sh-t out of your hormones and blood, thus causing an out break of ribbons and telethons to save you from this horrible mystery disease that is now calorie raping your body.

Don’t believe me .

Jack f%8$%g Lalanne never needed Weight Watchers.  He made it to a beyond fit 95 years.  More active up to the day he passed than 90 percent of the population could ever hope to be. Why? He ate naturally. He was active and he had a reason to get out of bed — a passion.  The reason you’re not a Jack is because you have no reason, desire, passion, for anything that may consume your day other than what time you get to go to lunch and where you will go.

Food is now our national past time.  Goodbye baseball. Hello cheese stuffed pizza crust!  We are consumed with food.  We need what is ever the biggest fastest cheapest. We don’t talk, we tweet, and we don’t enjoy anything like a meal anymore . We fit meals in on the way to and from the jobs you really don’t like and pass the restaurant you really can’t afford, to waddle home to flop in the recliner and play video games and wait for the delivery of your guaranteed hot pizza pie.  Food is a sport.  A thing that has become a thing to consume on our way to seeking happiness, or fighting boredom, or filling a really empty space that should contain a whole different kind of satisfaction.  But Jenny and Phil, and all the rest of them are just as f-&%$#-d up about the reason behind our over eating as you are.  They just happen to come up with ways to profiteer on them.

The idea that we must have a sponsor to help us through these rough waters of not eating bad things is sad — so sad that it make me frustrated that people will not make a decision or a choice without someone telling them its OK.

i hate the diet industry for the enabling of Americans.  Forget the drug cartels! These f-&%$#-rs play for keeps and get top people in entertainment to plead their validity — oh, and a million bucks — to do their stupid program. Can’t have any nasty litigation now can we?

And we eat that sh-t up like chocolate cake.  If Valerie Bertinelli says I should, I will… even though outcomes may vary — always read that fine print kiddy’s!

Look you don’t need anything other than what’s already there: fruits, veggies, meats, done.  Gyms ? No! Walk around the neighborhood you might meet somebody who can be motivating and inspiring, the playground — the one you avoid is now your buddy.