Ron is excited to see that there are still people in this world that are living healthy. He talks about how inspiring it is to see that a 94 year old woman, Olga, continues to get out and stay fit. “She jogs around, she has friends, she eats real food that exists in the real universe, and she has a purpose in life, a reason to get up and get out.”

Finally. Oh, yeah. Finally…You like the glasses by the way? Nice outfit. Why, who is that at the door? Honey, bring me my pipe and slippers .

What makes Olga run? My first instinct was the KGB. Get it? OK. But more importantly, finding an article about a gal named Olga, who’s 94 years old… woman’s 94. The whole article’s really cool because it’s all about having a reason to get out of bed, staying active, having friends, and getting a coach. You guys have already got the coach.

I assume most of you are out and about. But more importantly, this is so simple. There’s no special diet. She doesn’t all-vegan, she’s not all-carnivore. She’s not all this, she’s not all that. There’s no Zumba class. There’s none of this garbage,”I do Pilates!”

Shut up. She gets out, she jogs around, she has friends, she eats real food that exists in the real universe, and she has a purpose in life, a reason to get up and get out. She has family and faith, and this is important, she doesn’t have an Xbox. It’s rumored she did date Putin, though. I’m just saying. [laughs] You never see her or Putin in the same picture.

I’m going to leave it at that. Sochi’s coming up. She’s not allowed to run. Just saying. Could’ve been a love rift there. I’ll leave it to you guys to decide.

Things like this are inspiring. 94. The majority of people watching this on TV land, you couldn’t run around the damn block, and you’re half her age or less. If this doesn’t guilt you to put that donut down, then take your head outside, take your Xbox, slam it into your forehead until you can’t see anymore, and then get off the planet.